We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

We're Having A G​.​O​.​P!

by Cindy Crawford Cult

supported by
tessapotamus
tessapotamus thumbnail
tessapotamus This music is so fun!! The catharsis I needed so badly. Gather 'round the campfire, friends, and oh man, F#@% your stupid red hat!! Favorite track: Red Hats.
musiccurtislikes
musiccurtislikes thumbnail
musiccurtislikes One of the most entertaining and well-written albums I've had the pleasure of hearing in quite a while. Woody Guthrie once said "It is the job of a folk singer to comfort disturbed people and disturb comfortable people." This album does both splendidly!
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $30 USD  or more

     

1.
Mike Pence 02:32
From across the room, my eyes lock on you, I wanna dance with you... Mike Pence... As the music slows, we draw close, toe to toe... I take your hand by your car in the parking lot... I need a ride, I hope you'll oblige, this is how it starts... In front of my building, in your car, we kiss so deeply... Mike Pence... I invite you in, nobody's home, I live alone... In the elevator there are no cameras, so take that as a cue... We get to my door, you're on my neck, I reach for my... keys... ...I'm down the hall, you crawl behind, hands and knees... Mike Pence... In my bedroom, the lights are off, you flip 'em on! No more shame, no more clothes, you leap on to the bed! We make love, it lasts all night, we're on ecstasy! Your once empty eyes are full of life and empathy! Mike Pence... Ooh, you mama's boy... I know what you need... Hop in my car... I'm takin' you back... Conversion therapy!
2.
Marjorie 02:34
Marjorie Taylor Green, You're my MAGA Psycho Queen! This hook-nose wants to make you cream, Marjorie Taylor Green! Marjorie Taylor Green, I've been dreamin' of a kinky scene! Rub you down in margarine! Pleasure screams from my Psycho Queen! Satellite Lasers watchin' you In the shower, sleepin' too! Don't you know, girl, my love is true? Come on baby, fuck a jew! Marjorie Taylor Green, You're my MAGA Psycho Queen! This hook-nose wants to make you cream, Marjorie Taylor Green! When you go low, I get hard! I'm camped out in your backyard! I'd trade in my Soros card for one night with you! Jesus Lard! In my heart the fire's wild! Your love is richer than a Rothschild! You make my member do a Sieg Heil! Forget eight-eight, lets sixty-nine a while! Marjorie Taylor Green Loves the number seventeen! Just one Q for my Psycho Queen: Would you let me flick your bean? Marjorie Taylor Green
3.
If they build you a statue, I'll spit into its mouth. If your fishy lips are closed, I'll shit on your head and I'll smear it around. I'll take a hammer to your toes, your kneecaps and your elbows, And we will never tear you down. We'll leave you to rust in the center of town So we can all bring our dogs around and bury you in a dogshit mound. You will never be forgiven for what you've done. Your children will go to prison, and in order to protect your youngest son He will abandon your name, fortune and fame, live his life on the run. He'll even scar his own face to erase any trace of familial recognition. You will never be forgiven. Your children won't be forgiven. Your goons won't be forgiven. None of you will be forgiven. You can pray to be forgotten, but your legacy's already written. Pray to be forgotten. Pray to be forgotten. I'm praying too That they build you a statue. I'm praying too That they build you a statue. I'm praying.
4.
Boomers 03:41
Sorry, there's no world to come Just a world that's come undone Boomers out here havin' fun When it's my turn to kill the planet; when I have gray hairs on my head I'm not gonna bleed it slowly; I'll burn it til I know it's dead. Cause I'm the one under the covers; my skin is thin and I'm well fed Lets not go and get it twisted; we both know who made the bed. Sorry, there's no world to come Just a world that's come undone Boomers out here havin' fun Who needs a lecture at this hour? Who needs the woulda shoulda dids? Who's got the pragmatic plan? Who's worried about the kids? We're gonna march and we're gonna protest! We're gonna take on Washington! We're gonna clean up all our bottles! You get a nickel for every one! Sorry, there's no world to come Just a world that's come undone Boomers out here havin' fun You wish your children turned out smarter, and if they're smart, you wish them dumb You wish you would've had them later. You wish you would've held your cum To have the life of a young rich widow who never answers to anyone. Drop the coffin, get the cash in hand! Mar-A-Lago in the sun! Sorry, there's no world to come Just a world that's come undone Boomers out here havin' fun What would you do if there was no heaven? Would you be wishin' in your wishin' well? There's one thing I can guarantee ya, I guarantee ya that there is a Hell. It isn't made up of crimson devils, it isn't made up of brimstone pits: It's mountains of discarded clothes and lakes of Bernadoodle shit. Sorry, there's no world to come Just a world that's come undone Boomers out here havin' fun
5.
Red Hats 03:44
It was the marching of the Red Hats Guess they thought that there was something they could take back but it was just a terrorist attack plain and simple mass confusion lily white losers playin' revolution in a Red Hat You couldn't catch me dead in somethin' like that Got love for my people, where they at? When you see it say fuck a Red Hat Last week you said don't tread on me Now you change the tune to Peace and Unity How stupid can a motherfucker be? Here's a lesson that I'm givin' you for free Fuck a Red Hat Oh man fuck your stupid Red hat I got love for my people, where they at? Everybody say fuck a Red Hat Heard you wanted to bury the hatchet I ain't seen you burn your Red Hat yet How long you think it's gonna take us to forget some fuckin' merchandise could make your pussy so wet? Fuck a Red Hat Oh man fuck your stupid little Red Hat I got love for my people, where they at? Everybody say fuck a Red Hat Fuck a Red Hat Oh man fuck your stupid Red Hat I got love for the people swingin' bats At everybody still wearin' Red Hats
6.
Ted Cruz yr a dog Ted Cruz yr a dog This country is a toilet and yr an unflushed log Ted Cruz yr a dog Ted Cruz yr a dog We neuter dogs so they don't multiply And I don't see a reason why We don't do that to this fuckin' guy So he doesn't feed another fly Ted Cruz yr a dog Ted Cruz yr a dog This country is a toilet and yr an unflushed log Ted Cruz yr a dog Ted Cruz yr a dog Toilets are technology That keep us healthy, safe and clean If you don't use them properly You're gonna need an antihistamine Ted Cruz yr a dog Ted Cruz yr a dog This country is a toilet and yr an unflushed log Ted Cruz yr a dog Ted Cruz yr a dog

about

In the grand tradition of Phil Ochs, Georges Brassens, Randy Newman and Cardi B comes the debut folk album from Crawford Cult. At once political, foul-mouthed, right on time, and too little too late, it's a grand ol' party.

credits

released March 19, 2021

All Music and Lyrics by Tyler Ravelson with the exception of Red Hats, which is performed and altered with express permission of Cole Leon.
All Vocals and Tenor Guitar played by Tyler Ravelson
All percussion played by Rosemary Limoncello

Album produced by Nick Davio
Mixed by Tyler Ravelson
Mastered by Marlon Aguilar

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Cindy Crawford Cult Boston, Massachusetts

Cindy Crawford is a World Famous Supermodel. CC is the leader of the Crawford Cult.

contact / help

Contact Cindy Crawford Cult

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

Cindy Crawford Cult recommends:

If you like Cindy Crawford Cult, you may also like: