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You Don't Know Sexy (But You're Tryna Screw)

by Cindy Crawford Cult

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Here's 2 minutes of trash talk and dating advice set to a rock'n'roll beat.

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You don't know sexy but you're tryna screw
You don't know lovin' but you're shootin' your goo
Don't know seduction but you're stayin' out late
You don't know women but you're tryna date
You wonder why the girls keep walkin' away
Can't comprehend why you ain't gettin' no play
You're lookin' desperate
Actin' a fool
You don't know sexy but you're tryna screw

Well if you could only love yourself
You'd be nude in the sheets
Not catchin' dust on the shelf
What's a lady supposed to do
When Hannibal Lecter reminds her of you

Out at the bar witch your big boy stance
Mean muggin' people and refusin' to dance
You want the slizz but you don't want romance
You get excited then you jizz in your pants
You might be brainy and you might have money
But you're too edgy when you try to be funny
You're lookin' desperate
Actin' a fool
You don't know sexy but you're tryna screw

Well the secret is transparency
It's a guarantee
Least it's been workin' for me
Instead of what you think they want to hear
Tell 'em what you need and make it crystal clear

You're bringin' darkness when it should be sunny
You're servin' vinegar when you need honey
You're aimin' high scopin' out all the tens
And straight ignorin' all their kinkier friends
And yet you want a good woman who won't mess around
And still you wanna put your pole in every hole in town
That's a double standard you know that ain't right
No wonder you can't get a girl to spend the night

So quit lookin' desperate
Actin' a fool
You don't know sexy but you're tryna screw
I said quit lookin' desperate
Actin' a fool
You don't know sexy but you're tryna screw
I think you're lookin' so desperate
Actin' a fool
You don't know sexy but you're tryna screw
Yeah

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released March 15, 2022
Music and Lyrics: Tyler Ravelson
Vocal and Acoustic Guitar: Tyler Ravelson
All other instrumentation: Jefferson Riordan
Produced by Witchwood Music
Mixed and Mastered by Dave Locke

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Cindy Crawford is a World Famous Supermodel. CC is the leader of the Crawford Cult.

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